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BONNY
Saturday,
February 11, 2006
So if you haven’t noticed already I am a very slow blogger. I tend to
do most things slowly anyway, you should see me dawdle my way over to my
mum when she wants me to come. Although the other day I almost got left
behind when Dave and Mum were driving away in the truck. I had to run
almost to the end of the street to catch up with them. I think they
hope it’ll teach me to do what I’m told. I’ll see if I let them be
right about that.
So today I am hanging out with my Auntie Sue and Molly at the flag
football tournament. I was there the other day too. I think the best
part was riding over in Auntie Sue’s car. When I am working at the
store I can hear her pull up (it might be her brakes) and wag my tail
and squeal in anticipation. I love riding in cars and riding on boats.
It’s been a long time since I’ve been out on a boat though, my mum’s
friends usually take me with them even if she can’t go, but I guess
they’ve all been busy lately.
My mum doesn’t do as many fun things these days. I hope she’s not
getting sick. She is getting fatter though and tends to rub her belly a
lot. Maybe she has a stomach ache. I get those sometimes too. I just
eat grass and then I feel better. Maybe I should offer her some.
Well, it’s time for another nap. I think I’m the only one of us Lazy
Dogs that is truly lazy (except when me and Gunny play). You should see
what I can sleep through at the store. I think my mum gets a bit
embarrassed sometimes when I don’t even open my eyes when nice people
pet me, but I didn’t ask them to and plus I need my beauty sleep.
ZZZZZZzzzzzz
Sunday,
December 25, 2005
Feliz Navidad! Some day I’ll let my mum know that the reason I
don’t listen to her is that my human language of choice is Spanish not
English, but I’ll let her suffer for a bit longer. So I got one of
those holiday socks too filled with toys that are supposed to be
indestructible, but I know they won’t hold up to my jaw and choppers.
I can chew through anything if I put my mind to it, but I restrict
myself to toys, to my mum’s relief I am sure. Me and Mum had to
work this morning and I am wearing my red bandana with my name
embroidered on it made by my Grandma in California. It looks quite
festive, but I’d rather be home wrestling with Gunny and hoping some of
that Christmas ham comes my way. Ay, Dios Mio! I just realized I
haven’t told you who I am really. Down here in Key West most people
know who I am because I got stolen last year and I was in the local and
Miami newspapers and news channels, but the rest of you out there may
not know
my story. I picked out my new mum, Fiona, when she came to the
border collie rescue
center I was staying at temporarily. My first home was in Georgia,
but my parents there didn’t really know how to take care of me so I was
taken away and brought to the rescue center in Delano Beach, FL. I
arrived with the name Dottie, cuz of the black spot on my butt, but the
rescue center lady renamed me Cookie (cuz I’m so sweet??). Then
after only a week there Fiona arrived with her friends. I played
it cool and didn’t jump all over her like the other dogs, I knew I’d win
her over with that, plus who can resist my cute face…So Fiona took me
home to Key West and gave me another new name, Bonny Lass. It’s
Scottish for “pretty girl”, quite appropriate I thought. Well,
it’s time for another nap, no use in straining myself. I’ll tell
you more later. Hasta la proxima.
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CHUCK Tuesday, May 30, 2006
HI! My name is Chuck and I live in Michigan. I was reading about you
guys and I really want to meet you one day. I think it's cool to go to
work with your person. When I was a baby, I got to go to work with my
Mom every day. It was fun, but it was an office and sometimes they
aren't so much fun. My Mom says she is going to enter your contest for
a job and maybe, if she wins, we will move to Florida. That would be
the best! I really like the sand and the water. One time when we were
at Lake Erie, I ate too much sand. I was young then and so naive. I
wouldn't do THAT again.
I have one sister, a lazy cat named
Molly. She is mostly fun to play with, but sometimes she can be mean.
I just don't get that. I mean, all is do is pull her hair and lick her
ears and the next thing I know she tackles me. CATS!
I will write more later.
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SHORTY Sunday, January 8, 2006
God, that's a handsome picture of myself. New Years Resolution; make a
calendar, every month featuring a personal glamour shot of myself. A few
ideas have come to mind for the months and correlating pictures. Here they
are:
January: Me, swimming in a hot tub of champagne with a human bikini super
model holding me. Also there would be other bikini super models in the
champagne hot tub.
March: Me, Kite surfing at Smathers beach. In the background, there would
be a lot of women staring at me.
July: Me, riding a red, white, and blue lit firework.
Fireworks exploding in the dark sky behind me.
August: I'm standing on Smathers beach wearing a yellow rain coat. Rain is
blowing horizontally and waves are crashing behind me. I'm holding a
microphone reporting the whipping winds.
October: My cute little head is sticking out of the top of a carved
pumpkin. The carving says "Boo! I'm so hot I'm Scary" |
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